THE
REAL SLIM SHADY
(Eminem)
(Talking)
May
I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the
real slim shady please stand up, I repeat will the real slim shady please
stand up.....we're gonna have a problem here...
(Verse
1)
Ya'll
act like you never seen a white person before
jaws
all on the floor
like
pam and tommy just burst in the door
and
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they
first were divorced
throwing
her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's
the return of the...
"awww..wait,
no wait, you're kidding,
he
didn't just say what I think he did,
did
he?"
and
Dr. Dre said...
nothing
you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
he's
locked in my bassment
feminist
women love eminem
chicka
chicka chicka slim shady,
"I'm
sick of him, lookit him
walkin
around, grabbin his you know what
flippin'
to you know who"
"yeah,
but he's so cute though"
yeah,
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but
no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes,
I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but
cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My
bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
and
if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and
that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and
expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
of
course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by
the time they hit 4th grade
they
got the discovery channel, dont they?
we
ain't nothing but mammals
well,
some of us cannibals
who
cut other people open like cantelopes
but
if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
but
if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
women
wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
(Chorus)
I'm
Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Verse
2)
Will
Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
well
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you
think I give a damn about a grammy
half
of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but
slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why?
so you guys can just lie to get me here
so
you can sit me here next to britney spears
shit,Christina
Aguilera better switch me chairs
so
I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and
hear em argue over who she gave head to first
little
bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"yeah,
he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"
I
should download her audio on MP3
and
show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
I'm
sick of you little girl and boy groups
all
you do is annoy me
so
I have been sent here to destroy you
and
there's a million of us just like me
who
cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who
dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and
just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
(Chorus)
I'm
Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Verse
3)
I'm
like a head trip to listen to
cause
I'm only givin you things
you
joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
the
only difference is I got the balls to say it
in
front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I
just get on the mic and spit it
and
whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I
just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
then
you wonder how can
kids
eat up these albums like valiums
it's
funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
pinchin
nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
and
I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in
every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
he
could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
or
in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
with
his windows down and his system up
so
will the real shady please stand up
and
put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and
be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and
1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
(Chorus)
I'm
Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
cause
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all
you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so
wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
(Talking)
haha
guess it's a slim shady in all of us........ fuck it let's all stand up |
TOTAL
ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
(Bonie
Tyler)
Turn
around, every now and then I get a
little
bit lonely and you're never coming
round
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit tired of listening to the sound of
my
tears
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit nervous that the best of all the
years
have gone by
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit terrified and then I see the look in
your
eyes
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit restless and I dream of
something
wild
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit helpless and I'm lying like a child
in
your arms
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit angry and I know I've got to get
out
and cry
Turn
around, Every now and then I get a
little
bit terrified but then I see the look in
you
eyes
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
And
I need you now tonight
And
I need you more than ever
And
if you'll only hold me tight
We'll
be holding on forever
And
we'll only be making it right
Cause
we'll never be wrong together
We
can take it to the end of the line
Your
love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I
don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're
living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I
really need you tonight
Forever's
gonna start tonight
Forever's
gonna start tonight
Once
upon a time I was falling in love
But
now I'm only falling apart
There's
nothing I can do
A
total eclipse of the heart
Once
upon a time there was light in my life
But
now there's only love in the dark
Nothing
I can say
A
total eclipse of the heart
INSTRUMENTAL
Turn
around bright eyes
Turn
around bright eyes
Turn
around, every now and then I know
you'll
never be the boy you always
you
wanted to be
Turn
around, every now and then I know
you'll
always be the only boy who
wanted
me the way that I am
Turn
around, every now and then I know
there's
no one in the universe as
magical
and wonderous as you
Turn
around, every now and then I know
there's
nothing any better and there's
nothing
I just wouldn't do
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
Turn
around bright eyes, Every now and
then
I fall apart
And
I need you now tonight
And
I need you more than ever
And
if you'll only hold me tight
We'll
be holding on forever
And
we'll only be making it right
Cause
we'll never be wrong together
We
can take it to the end of the line
Your
love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I
don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're
living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I
really need you tonight
Forever's
gonna start tonight
Forever's
gonna start tonight
Once
upon a time I was falling in love
But
now I'm only falling apart
There's
nothing I can do
A
total eclipse of the heart
Once
upon a time there was light in my life
But
now there's only love in the dark
Nothing
I can say
A
total eclipse of the heart. |
ONLY
WHEN SLEEP
(The
Corrs)
You´re
only just a dream boat
Sailing
in my head
You
swim my secret oceans
Of
coral blue and red
Your
smell is incense burning
Your
touch is silken yet
It
reaches through my skin
Moving
from within
And
clutches at my breast
But
it's only when I sleep
See
you in my dreams
Got
me spinning round and round
Turning
upside down
But
I only heard you breathe
Somewhere
in my sleep
Got
me spinning round and round
Turning
upside down
But
it´s only when I sleep
And
when I wake from slumber
Your
shadow´s disappeared
Your
breath is just a sea mist
Surrounding
my body
I´m
working through the daytime
But
when is time to rest
I´m
lying in my bed
Listening
to my breath
Falling
from the edge
But
it´s only when I sleep
It´s
reaching through my skin
Moving
from within
And
clutches at my breast
But
it´s only when I sleep....
Up
to the sky
Where
angels fly
I´ll
never die
Hawaiian
high
In
bed I lie
No
need to cry
My
sleeping cry
Hawaiian
high |
IF
YOU HAD MY LOVE
(Jennifer
Lopez)
If you had my love and I
gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me
And if somehow you knew
that your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me and
call me "Baby"
Now if I give you me, this
is how it's got to be
First of all I won't take
you cheating on me
Tell me who can I trust
if I can't trust in you
And I refuse to let you
play me for a fool, yeah, yeah
[You said that we could possibly
spend eternity]
See, that's what you told
me, that's what you said
[But if you want me, you
have to be fulfilling all my dreams]
If you really want me, baby
If you had my love and I
gave you all my trust (Would you comfort me)
Would you comfort me (Tell
me, baby)
And if somehow you knew
(How you knew) that your love would be untrue (Yeah)
Would you lie to me (No-n-no-n-no)
and call me "Baby"
You said you want my love
and you've got to have it all
But first there are some
things you need to know
If you wanna live with all
I have to give
I need to feel true love
or it's got to end, yeah
[I don't want you tryin'
to get with me and I end up unhappy]
I don't need the hurt and
I don't need the pain
[So before I do] Before
I do [Give myself to you], mmm
[I have to know the truth]
If I spend my life with you
If you had my love (Had my
love) and I gave you all my trust (Gave you trust)
Would you comfort me (What
would you do, babe, tell me right now)
And if somehow you knew
(I need to know) that your love would be untrue (Be untrue)
Would you lie to me (Don't
lie) and call me "Baby" (Don't you lie to me)
If you had my love (If I
gave it to you) and I gave you all my trust (What would you do)
Would you comfort me (Comfort
me, ooh, tell me, baby)
And if somehow you knew
(How you knew) that your love would be untrue (Be untrue)
Would you lie to me (Would
you lie to me) and call me "Baby" (Don't you lie to me, baby)
Mmm
Yeah
Ooh, n-n-no
(If you had my) If you had
my love (Yeah) and I gave you all my trust
(Would you comfort me) Would
you comfort me (Tell me, baby, oh)
And if somehow you knew
(Oh) that your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me (Don't
lie to me) and call me "Baby" (Call me "Baby")
If you had my (Had my love)
love and I gave you all my trust (Gave my trust)
Would you comfort me (What
would you do if I gave it to you)
And if somehow you knew
that your (Tell me) love would be untrue
Would you lie to me (Don't
you lie to me) and call me "Baby" (Call me "Baby")
If you had my love and I
gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me
And if somehow you knew
that your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me and
call me "Baby" |
