MOPE
(The
Bloodhound Gang)
We
gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that
ain't with us no mo.
Yeah,
Notorious B.I.G.
Hell
no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that
never seen it comin'.
Yeah,
Tupac Shakur.
Nah
bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What?
Falco?
Rock
me Amadeus
Rock
me Amadeus
Rock
me Amadeus
Rock
me Amadeus
Tried
to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden
Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging
out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote
to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three
O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather
tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns
of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's
knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep
throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make
whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make
a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go
through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So
I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But
my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin'
spin the bottle with my mom
I
watch "Cops" with no pants on
Must've
blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer
than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader
than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano
Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not
going nowhere slim chance we will
Less
hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick
around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
Nowhere
to go I can't wake up late
Just
sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate
jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing
what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I
like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never
lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't
need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell
the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And
I recycle I sniff my own farts
I
dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I
mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin'
myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make
a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get
stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent
a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send
me back my Etch-A-Sketch
Must've
blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer
than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader
than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano
Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not
going nowhere slim chance we will
Less
hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick
around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
I'm
mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When
you wanna cum
I'm
mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When
you wanna cum
I'm
mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When
you wanna cum
I'm
mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When
you wanna cum
Yo
yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw
shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey
Pac-Man, what's up?
Me
you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No
Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope
can't help you man.
Pussies.
Whoa! Holy shit!
Must've
blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer
than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader
than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano
Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not
going nowhere slim chance we will
Less
hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick
around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax
don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax
don't do it when you wanna cum
Holy
macaroni
Holy
macaroni
Holy
macaroni
Holy
macaroni. |
NEVER
EVER
(All
Saints)
A
few questions that I need to know
How
you could ever hurt me so
I
need to know, what I've done wrong
And
how long it's been going on
Was
it that I never paid enough attention?
Or
did I not give enough affection?
Not
only will your answers keep me sane
But
I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You
can tell me to my face,
Or
even on the phone,
You
can write it in a letter,
Either
way, I have to know
Did
I never treat you right?
Did
I always start the fight?
Either
way I'm going out of my mind
All
the answers to my questions, I have to find
My
head's spinnin'
Boy
I'm in a daze
I
feel isolated
Don't
wanna communicate
I'll
take a shower,
I
will scour, I will run
Find
peace of mind, the happy mind
I
once owned, yeah!
Flexin
vocabulary runs through me
The
alphabet runs right from A to Zee
Conversations,
hesitations in my mind
You
got my conscious asking questions that I can't find
I'm
not crazy
I'm
sure I aint done nothing wrong, no
I'm
just waiting
Cos'
I heard that this feelin wont last that long
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just dont feel right
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just dont feel right
I'll
keep searchin' deep within my soul
For
all the answers
Don't
wanna hurt no more
I
need peace, gotta feel at ease
Need
to be
Free
from pain, going insane
My
heart aches, yeah
Sometimes
vocabulary runs right through my head
The
alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations,
hesitations in my mind
You
got my conscious asking questions that I can't find
I'm
not crazy
I'm
sure I aint done nothing wrong,
Now
I'm just waiting
Cos'
I heard that this feelin wont last that long
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me outta this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just don't feel right
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me outta this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just don't feel right
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me outta this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just don't feel right
Never
ever have I ever felt so low
When
you gonna take me outta this black hole
Never
ever have I ever felt so sad
The
way I'm feelin yeah, you got me feelin really bad
Never
ever have I had to find
I've
had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've
never ever had my conscious to fight
The
way I'm feelin' yeah, it just don't feel right
You
can tell me to my face
You
can tell me on the phone
Ooh
you can write it in a letter, babe
Cos
I really need to know
You
can tell me to my face
You
can tell me on the phone
Ooh,
you can write it in a letter, babe
Cos
I really need to know
You
can in a letter, babe... |
NATURAL
BLUES
(Moby)
Oh lordy, trouble so hard
oh lordy, trouble so hard,
don't nobody know my troubles
but God
don't nobody know my troubles
but God
Went down the hill, the other
day
my soul got happy and stayed
all day
Oh lordy...
Went in the room, didn't
stay long,
looked on the bed and brother
was dead
Oh lordy... |
NEAR
YOU ALWAYS
(Jewell)
Please don't say I love you,
those words touch me much
too deeply
and they make my core tremble
Don't think you realize
the power you have over me
And please don't come so
close
It just makes me want to
make you near me always
Please don't kiss me so sweet
it makes me crave a thousand
kisses to follow
And please don't touch me
like that
makes every other embrace
seem pale and shallow
Please don't look at me
like that
It just makes me want to
make you near me always
BRIDGE: Please don't send
me flowers
they only whisper the sweet
things you'd say
Don't try to understand
me
your hands already know
too much anyway
It just makes me want to
make you near me always
And when you look into my
eyes
please know my heart is
in your hands
It's nothing that I understand,
but when in your arms
you have complete power
over me
So be gentle if you please
'cause
You hands are in my hair,
but my heart is in your teeth
And it makes me want to
make you near me always
I want to be near you always
I want to be near you always
I want to be near you always. |
