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BONNIE & CLYDE
(Eminem)
Just the two of us.. (8X)
[Eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you
(hey)
And I'ma always be here
for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all I got in this
world
I would never give you up
for nothin
Nobody in this world is
ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to
the beach
Grab a couple of toys and
let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin
a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da
musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin
- it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama,
she's one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and
if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's
toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset,
why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da
build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants
to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that
little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch
- it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin
and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she?
We'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway
by
ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place
called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and
a place called jail
And da-da's probably on
his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband
and a stepson
And you don't want a brother
do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough
to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say
mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad
and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that
I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey,
quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai,
wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo,
goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca?
Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her
can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up
as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and
Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're
here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for
a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't
get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear
you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get
her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for
mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da
tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie
then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on
the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE!
(whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin
in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad,
no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more
new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye,
tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the
sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad
with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (4X)
[Eminem]
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be
there for you
Your da-da's always gonna
love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will
always be here for you
If you ever need anything,
just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby. |
AS
THE WORLD TURNS
(Eminem)
Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world
keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop,
and let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things
in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test
us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing
the courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck and
only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted
me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a shit
in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada
Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got
a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother
took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea
pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight
to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin
off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed
like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll
past the test guessin
And all the other kids said
Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only
class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told
this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to
swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you
walked into big Tanny's and stepped on
Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap
me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock,
then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and
started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard
a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her
hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest
diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late
to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch
face down and watch her belly flop
Chorus
As the World Turns
These are the days of our
lives
These are the things that
we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million
dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this
tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing
the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and
only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out
at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat
white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin
by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm
still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What
up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to
a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and
I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join
me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed,
no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a
repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin
ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it
on me
Wit an uppercut and hit
me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass
doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor
and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken
back
Thank god I was smokin crack
all day
And doped up off coke and
smack
All I wanted to do was rape
the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her
first
Ran through Rally's parkin
lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up
in
And shot her fuckin porch
up
Kicked the door down to
murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom
door shut
I know you're in there bitch!
I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out
now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled
was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across
the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy,
lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run,
twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed,
nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and
every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please
let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin
leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm
hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife
and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some
time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den,
Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and
aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused
an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets
see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked
and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our
lives
We all face small obstacles
and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that
surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world
keeps turning. |
BAD
MEETS EVIL
(Eminem)
[Cowboy]
I reckon you ain't familiar
with these here parts
You know, there's a story
behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws
took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop em
Quickest damn gun slingers
I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold blood
That ol' saloon there was
their lil' home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad
and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can still hear the footsteps
of Slim Shady and Royce Dee Five-Nine
[Eminem]
I don't speak, I float in
the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm
a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice
is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked
up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room,
possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows
through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his
boys is dead
I asked him to come to the
dark side, he made a choice and said
[Royce]
Who hard? yo I done heard
worse
We can get in two cars and
accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve
first
Two blind bandits panic,
whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of
nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the
devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier
than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair
man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit
my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without
swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the
Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its
like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating, attemptin
to take over the earth
[Eminem]
Cuz this is what happens
when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees till we
look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like
Steve Segal
Above the Law cuz I don't
agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the
keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three
amounts
When I stab myself in the
knee with a diseased needle
Releasin rage on anybody
in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the
seasons change into freezing rain
(He's insane) No I'm not,
I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find a decent
vain
[Royce]
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit
suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm
dead
When in danger it's funny
actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger
wit money
I spray a hundred, man until
they joint chains
While slippin bullets at
point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn
it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle
your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin
blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in
gause, dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazin MC's, at the
same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that
eye-brow raisin to me
>From all of angles of us,
flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes
errupt
[interlude]
*phone rings*
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's
up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
[Eminem]
I used to be a loudmouth,
remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your
house down (oh)
Well I'm out now (shit),
and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
And I ain't gon leave you
a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and
three shrooms
And you won't see me like
fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and
I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and
charge people to breathe
[Royce] (Eminem)
Cuz this is what happens
when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the trees till
we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like
Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you
in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waitin) See you
in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine,
Slim Shady
See you in hell for the
sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? (till
next time)
[Cowboy]
And so that's the story
when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most wanted individuals
in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy
the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to
go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin
out of that ol' saloon
But their spirits still
live on till this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did
y'all hear that?
[Footsteps and windblowing] |
BECAUSE
WE WANT TO
(Billie
Pipper)
Why you gotta play that
song so loud?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why you always run around
in crowds?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always have to
dance all night?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always say what's
on your mind?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Don't try to tell me what
I already know
Don't criticise me 'cause
I'm running the show
Some revolution is going
to happen today
I'm gonna chase the dark
clouds away
Come on and help me sing
it
We can do what we want to
do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to
be
Just tell yourself you can
do it!
Why you gotta play that song
so loud?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why you always run around
in crowds?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always have to
dance all night?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always say what's
on your mind?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
I'll throw a party for the
world and my friends
We'll take life easy, the
music never ends
Perfect solution to the
stress and the strain
I know the sun will follow
the rain
Come on and help me sing
it
We can do what we want to
do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to
be
Just tell yourself you can
do it!
Why you gotta play that song
so loud?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why you always run around
in crowds?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always have to
dance all night?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always say what's
on your mind?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
We can do anything that we
want,
we can, we can, we can,
we can do anything that we want
So shake it, move it, use
the groove
Go with the flow and take
off with the show
Let me tell you it's sweet
and it's an up-beat
Me and the crew, there's
nothing we can't do
If you wanna catch this vibe
then get with us
Come on and help me sing
it!
We can do what we want to
do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to
be
Just tell yourself you can
do it!
Why you gotta play that song
so loud?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why you always run around
in crowds?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always have to
dance all night?
Because we want to! Because
we want to!
Why d'you always say what's
on your mind?
Because we want to! Because
we want to! |
